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"I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution. 4K"
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"BREAKING NEWS Paula Deen's snack mix now contains ""Brazil Nuts"""
"If you're ever unsure whether a person is a muppet or a human try shoving your hand up their ass."
"My neighbours love so much the music I listen to all day They even called the police to hear it, too...!!"
"My wife finally got a ""Brazilian"". He seems nice."
"Ugh Starbucks spelled my name right again and now I have nothing to Instagram."
"They just found a Black guy hanging from a tree with 79 stab wounds in Alabama.... The police say it's the worst case of suicide they've ever seen"
"wow american really nailed the demographic of the 6am business traveler with the in flight movie selection of madagascar 3"
"Did you hear the one about the tiny prisoner who went down the stairs? It's a little condescending. ;)"
"On the other hand, you have different fingers."