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Joke of the Day

"We should just name hurricanes after politicians. That way we wouldn't have to worry about them actually coming through with anything."

"What do you call it when 2 cops let everyone know some dead cow meat is homosexual. Steakout"

"What is the largest moth the world has ever seen? A mammoth"

"How does a fallopian tube take its eggs? (Ovaries Z)"

"How do you know if a Chinese person robs your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway."

"Had a fight with a janitor once, wiped the floor with him"

"What's the difference between my ex and the titanic? The titanic only went down on 1,000 people"

"What's the difference between a jeep and a rental car? A rental car can go anywhere"

"I imported a Honda directly from Japan and was forced to pay a large tariff... ...that's OK though because it's my Civic duty."

"I bet if I was a hot chick and I left a status that said ""I'm brushing my hair"". It would get about 50 likes."