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Joke of the Day

"I aged about 2 years and counted 14,364 cat hairs on my cashiers blouse at Walmart waiting for her to ring up my groceries."

"How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece."

"I have a joke about Physics... But meh. I guess it wouldn't matter."

"Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? A: It is usually still in the case."

"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has its claws at the end of its paws and a comma is the pause at the end of a clause."

"What's black and white and red all over? The slowest zebra."

"Did you hear about that frog that broke a bone? Yea he broke a ribbet"

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts cost $1.50, while deer nuts are under a buck."

"Saudi Arabia now supports euthanasia Just proclaim you are homosexual"

"10 inches The other day my wife and i were about to have sex for the first time. She said she wanted 10 inches and wanted it to hurt. So i stuck her 5 times then hit her with a brick"