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Joke of the Day
"What's the downside of house arrest?"
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"I keep confusing the names Jimmy and James Doesn't matter, as they both think everyone loves their sausage."
"Reddit gold is a lot like Nazi gold Accumulated over the corpses of people you've burned"
"A mexican fixed my deck today... I guess you can call it Manuel labor."
"[bill gates house] Bill: What's on at the cinema? Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see."
"Call a girl beautiful 1,000 times and they will never notice. Call her ugly once and she'll never forget. Because elephants never forget."
"I'm really starting to regret dating a dentist... she's always asking me to talk about about my fillings."
"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear."
"Ha ha! OH, HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED! ""dude, are you gonna do this every time you rearrange the furniture"""
"Excuse me waiter, I didn't ask for dessert. I asked for DESERT. Now get me a bowl of sand and a baby camel."