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Joke of the Day

"My nan used to always tell me ""only boring people get bored"" I prefer to call it 'entertainmentally challenged'..."

"Yeah... I think golf jokes are really sub-par."

"Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? [NSFW] He doesn't want anyone to know he's been fucking the chickens!"

"Plot twist: ""Luke, I am your Mother."" - Yoda"

"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."

"Knock knock. Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!"

"Every morning when my alarm goes off I think ""This is the worst thing that has EVER happened."""

"My middle finger is always ready to give you a standing ovation after you say something stupid."

"My sinuses are under so much pressure Vanilla Ice just ripped them off."

"Say ""raise up lights"" out loud. You just said ""razor blades"" with an Australian accent."