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Joke of the Day

"Bad news about shortbread! They're not making it any longer."

"I thought about doing anal But I figured my dick has gotten me in enough shit already"

"Got a mosquito bite last night. I bet that little guy is hungover today .__."

"If I owned my own strip club, I'd probably name it 'The Museum' 'Cause, you know, no touching. If 'The Museum' worked out, I might open another one and call it ""Blue Balls."" Pretty self explanatory."

"The awkward moment your phone does a stupid auto correct... And makes everyone think you're refrigerator"

"usain bolt, the fastest man in the world, can run almost 30mph. that means if were to run in a neighborhood, he could get pulled over by the cops...for being black."

"only when we don't have to pay extra for guacamole will we truly be free"

"From my 91 year old grandpa Q: What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? A: You can't hear a vita-min."

"Did you hear about the Mexican racist? He joined the que que que."

"An Indian redditor gets an arranged marriage. He turns to his partner and says: ""Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!"""