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Joke of the Day
"Bad news about shortbread! They're not making it any longer."
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"I dropped french class because my teach was a dick... I was late on the first day and he said i was a retard."
"I'm funny. But hey looks aren't everthing! Source: roger miller"
"Two Blondes walk into a bar They both fall on the ground, stunned from pain."
"13yo: Mom, I need 3 current issues happening in the neighborhood. Me: How abo- 11yo: WEAK WIFI, BUFFERING, BAD DATA PLAN! ..shoot me now."
"I like to confuse my husband. So I smiled at him this morning."
"Where did the fish go when it needed an operation? To the sturgeon"
"Which Pokeman has the best sex? Squirtle"
"Dont worry people, you can still wear your LiveStrong braclets. Just cross out the V."
"What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman? Wait, I can explain everything!"