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Joke of the Day
"Researchers just found a cure for cancer. Unfortunately, it's Ebola."
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"What is the worst thing a Jewish father can buy for his daughter? An easy bake oven!"
"If you're a delivery driver and don't get a tip... You get shafted"
"A spider just crawled onto my keyboard. Don't worry, it's under ctrl."
"A doctor goes to his patient and says ""I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's"" Patient replies ""Well, at least I don't have cancer!"""
"So Curtis Jackson filed for class 11 bankruptcy. Turns out he's only worth 50 Cent."
"Not enough drugs in the world that would make me strip in front of a webcam. But a bottle of wine should do it."
"What do you call a clingy, moody scientist? A dependent variable"
"Dear USA: Having seen most of your potential candidates, please ditch elections and try the sword-in-the-stone method of choosing a leader."
"A man walks into a strop club and asks how much it costs to come inside. The man at the door says ""it's going to cost at least 1000 dollars to cum inside sir"""