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Joke of the Day
"What's the wisest kind of modeling putty? Play-toh."
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"Not a very good poem. I dig. He digs. She digs. We dig. They dig. Everyone digs. I know it's not a very good poem, but it's very deep."
"Operator: 911, what's your emergency. Me: I'm 33 and I tried to do a cartwheel."
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"When clowns first attacked these shores nobody took it seriously. It's just one boat, how many could there be, they said."
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"What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive. He would be alive."
"It was a smart phone until I downloaded Twitter"