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Joke of the Day
"What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust."
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"Yes, I am having meat on Friday. I won't tell God if you don't."
"Got an MRI. Nurse asked if I had bad kidneys. Told her I won ""best kidneys"" in my high school yearbook. She didnt laugh. We didnt talk again"
"Calling 911 Hello 911 I'd like to report murder, this bitch killed my vibe"
"'Failed to send tweet,' is Twitter's polite way of saying, 'Dude..'"
"Why has Ten been flirting with Seven? Because she heard that Seven eight Nine's pussy."
"What's invisible and smells like bananas? monkey farts"
"YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET"
"REMINDER: Joe Biden is the only American vice president in the last 15 years who hasn't shot a friend in the face."
"I changed my night club's name to Erectile Dysfunction for one night Nobody came... If ya know what I mean (God, please don't punish me for saying this)"