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Joke of the Day

"YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET"

"Try our curry, you'll never get better I don't get what's so funny about it, do you mind explaining it like I'm 5?"

"Somebody once told me I was a real skeptic... I didn't believe 'em."

"Shame about the Tesla driver that crashed while watching a movie. He should've watched the trailer."

"What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars? A bar-bee!"

"Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back? Because they will be at your funeral in spirit"

"Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One - the rest are all true."

"What's a mohel's favorite drink? Bloody D"

"Schrodinger's Crush: Before you ask her out, she is both single and taken"

"*Pillsbury Doughboy approaches mic* I would like to apologize for my recent actions, but would remind you I never claimed to be a roll model"