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Joke of the Day
"What's invisible and smells like bananas? monkey farts"
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"I bet the bear from The Revenant would have been nominated for an Oscar... If he was a Polar bear"
"Why does Anna's mom encourage her daughter to experiment with sexuality? Because she lives bicuriously through others ."
"My girlfriend told me to fuck her like a man. So I stuck it in her ass and called her Steve"
"How do you make a candle really happy...? Blow it out, it'll be delighted"
"Never trust an atom. Actually, it's probably fine. They only make up about 4% of everything."
"If college football created a bowl game called the ""Hyperbole,"" which two teams would be selected to play in it? The two greatest teams in the history of the known universe."
"If you make a cow angry how will she get even? She'll cream you!"
"I ate an entire box of delicious Triscuit crackers, and 8 hours later gave birth to a wicker chair."
"What did Jesus say when he made his return? ""Hey guys! What's goin on? Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"""