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Joke of the Day
"In what circumstance would a fan restrict airflow? When you are hanging from it."
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"Why are gay men so well dressed? ~~7~~ They didn't spend all that time in the *closet* doing nothing!"
"Let me tell you a Statistics Joke. What is a Car in the U.S.? A mode of transportation. :D"
"I don't always roll a joint But when I do, it's usually my ankle"
"[no spoiler] Why is the BB unit droid not hungry? Because BB-8"
"""You never tell me you love me,"" said my girlfriend. I said, ""That's because you never ask."" She said, ""Do you want me to?"" ""Go for it,"" I replied. She said, ""Do you love me?"" I said, ""No."""
"Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system? Because he found mercury in it."
"What do astronauts put on their toast? Space Jam."
"I run a rehabilitation program where we get prison inmates to write poetry to help them cope with their emotions. I call it: Prose and Cons"
"""A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie."""