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Joke of the Day
"Ho ho ho! But that's enough about the Kardashians, merry Christmas everyone!"
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"Jesus and the blind man... What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man? Made you look!"
"Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear? Chernobyl fall out"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through that thing?"""
"What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet? Underlay! Underlay!"
"don't hate robert altman's 1992 satirical comedy ""the player"" hate david fincher's 1997 psychological thriller ""the game"""
"3 things you never get back : A word after it's said Time after it's passed Your pen if I really like it"
"The government should pay for everyone to get massages on November 9th."
"What's the definition of a period? A bloody waste of fucking time."
"Autocorrect is why I have crust issues."