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Joke of the Day
"Ho ho ho! But that's enough about the Kardashians, merry Christmas everyone!"
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"7: I need a pet pig so I can always have bacon. Me: There are some fundamental flaws in your plan but I like the way you think."
"A man walked into a bar Ouch!"
"Goldfish 911: What's ur emergency? Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what? Goldfish: WHO IS THIS? Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW"
"9/11 Jokes aren't funny... But the other 2 are."
"I'm not sure about you guys, but I'm pretty sure if she can sell seashells by the sea shore, she also has pretty big boobs."
"The other day my doctor told me I had to stop masturbating... ...when I asked why, he said ""So I can finish the examination."""
"I was going to make a illegal immigrant joke But I wouldn't want to cross that border"
"Apparently a teen in Brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. So...41 guys...that's the limit."
"Where do Jewish kids with ADHD go for summer? Concentration camp."