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Joke of the Day
"What happened when Rick fell down a hill? Rick rolled."
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"My friend told me Kanye West was the next John Lennon I replied ""Then I'll be the next Mark David Chapman"""
"What's three feet tall and can't turn around in a hallway? A toddler with a harpoon in it's throat."
"What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money? Blacking out and gaining money."
"If you really love someone never let them out your basement."
"A man fell into a deep sleep after eating too many telephones. He's in a dialbetic phona."
"I was shocked to see how much vibrators cost these days... My wife must be sitting on a fortune."
"Story of my life Dr: Have you been getting enough exercise? Me: Does sex count as exercise? Dr: Yes. Me: No."
"What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you? A buffa*loan.*"
"Why is turtle wax so expensive? because turtles have such small ears"