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Joke of the Day
"The government should pay for everyone to get massages on November 9th."
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"If you meet someone who believes obesity is genetic, there is a 100% chance they've consumed a #3 at McDonald's in the past 24 hours."
"When dancing and multiple girls yell ""this is my song!"" they should have to fight to the death to see whose it really is."
"Give a cat a box and he'll be happy for a day Teach a cat to box and start wondering what you're doing with your life"
"I hope my car appreciates the wincing when I hit a large pothole."
"The Arabic door to door salesman was being rude to me So I Salaamed the door in his Fez"
"What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail? Cell Phones."
"How Fat Was She!!! She was so fat I got done fucking her and rolled over twice, and I was still on the bitch."
"Q: What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint? A: Both crews were marooned."
"A cop that contemplates his existence: Philofficer"