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Joke of the Day

"Jesus and the blind man... What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man? Made you look!"

"Q: What came first; the chicken or the egg? A: The rooster."

"Kayne and Kim name their new daughter ""North"" I hope there's a perfume coming: ""North"" by North West."

"What do you call an animal that goes through your trash and tells great stories? A raccoonteur."

"what I love about whole foods is you can fit $50 worth of groceries in a stylish evening clutch"

"My sex life is like a Bond villain... Goldfinger"

"I was gonna make a Justin Bieber joke.. But, Sorry."

"I went on a date with a girl who was born without feet. I forgot my wallet and asked if she could foot the bill. There was no second date."

"My friend got a rash from some suntan lotion he was using. He wanted to sue the company for billions. He was being irrational."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog !"