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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear? Chernobyl fall out"
Next Joke
"Sometimes I'll tell my wife the car is making a weird noise and I need to listen just so I don't have to hear her talk."
"What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross? A cross-wok."
"me: Dave's coming over wife: Nice Dave or Dave who picked a fight with a kid named Cancer? *Dave walks in wearing an ""I Beat Cancer"" shirt*"
"What do you call a fast clothes maker? Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old :)"
"What do you call someone who sells their butthole for sex? Prostatute"
"My Dad should be in the Guinness Book Of World Records. I'm pretty sure no one has ever taken twenty seven years to go and get a pint of milk."
"What did one fetus say to the other? Guess we're wombmates!"
"Remember World War II? Now close your eyes and imagine? Women and children don't exist. Everyone else is a Man, 90 years old. How long would it have taken for World War II to finish?"
"That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off..."