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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His condom fits like a glove."
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"Kanye West shows up at Neil Armstrong's memorial service... and says ""Imma let you finish, but Micheal Jackson had one of the best moon walks of ALL TIME"""
"I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, When i woke up, my pillow was gone."
"Why was the origami class cancelled? The school folded."
"Fat jokes aside, let's not forget fat people have feelings too Hunger"
"What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator? A con descending."
"What time of day is the saddest? The mourning"
"Modern Medical Humor Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle that says, ""May cause extreme sexiness"""
"What do you call it when a homeless wino robs a gay man in a park late at night? A WHAM reunion."
"[God making African animals] Screw it. Just put stripes on a horse, make that water lizard really big, and put spots on a really tall deer."