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Joke of the Day
"I miss you like an idiot misses the point."
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"Shout-out to my arms For always being by my side"
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"Receiving reddit gold was like losing my virginity. I knew it would never happen again."
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"""Can we have sex today"" asks a poor husband, in anticipation! Wife : No!!My gynecologist told me not to have sex for 2 weeks. Husband: Yeah! But your dentist didn't!!"
"If you're a woman and you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it."
"How about we don't pick a president this time and everyone promises to behave themselves."
"100% of car accidents happen within exactly five miles of something. If you're within five miles of anything right now, move."