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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts get to leave the camp."
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"Why do Mexicans only cross the border in pairs? Because it says no TRESpassing."
"ME: Honey, I bought a Pet Rock WIFE: A WHAT? ME: Shhh, you'll make him nervous DWAYNE JOHNSON: *already peeing all over the carpet*"
"What do you call a dad butt? Dat ass"
"Oprah and Hilary have a backup plan if trump wins The catcher in the rye is going to be featured in Oprah's book club"
"What did the forward rooster say? Cock a doodle do. What did the backward rooster say? Doodle doodle cock. WHAT did the gay rooster say? Any cock will do."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Scalding hot and drenched all over my penis in the McDonald's parking lot."
"The female praying mantis devours the male within minutes after mating, while the female human prefers to stretch it out over a lifetime."
"I had a dream about mufflers and tailpipes and woke up exhausted"
"Westminster Dog Show If a poor dog ever wins the Westminster Dog Show I hope at least one announcer calls it a Wags to Riches Story..."