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Joke of the Day

"A scuba diver brings a wetsuit to a dry cleaner..."

"You're fat Don't sugar coat it, you'd eat that too"

"When I heard about Ferguson.. ...I assumed it related to Sir Alex Ferguson"

"What do you call a struggling artist? Baroque."

"Did you know it's now politically incorrect to say 'black paint'? Now you have to say ""Jamaal can you please paint the fence""."

"The hot lady across the street had a seizure on her front lawn today. Her MILF shakes brought the paramedics to the yard."

"There was a black out in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him."

"Hey baby, what's your resonance frequency?"

"What did Honey Boo Boo's father say after he didn't pull out? Uh oh... I think I made a boo boo."

"My job keeps asking me to sign up for a marathon. I keep telling them I can't. I'm out of shape, I have weak knees, and 401k is a long way to run."