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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a woman and a battery a battery has a positive side"

"[job interview] Interviewer: It says here that you are a blowfish. Would you care to expand?"

"I have no problem admitting that you made a mistake."

"I wonder if nails ever get tired of being hit on."

"What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom? The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2."

"My top 5 (in no particular order) 1. 3 2. 5 3. 2 4. 4 5. 1"

"Oh com'on Kim Jong everyone has a ""funny uncle"" in the family....don't you think the firing squad was a little harsh???"

"What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby? You're just going to have to be a little patient."

"What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play? Green Eggs and Hamlet"

"So I took a bite of a Hoagie that wasn't mine... Oops wrong sub."