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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between a woman and a battery a battery has a positive side"
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"For christmas i bought my girlfriend a pair of shoes and a dildo. That way if she doesnt like the shoes she can go fuck herself."
"Charlie Sheen renamed his penis due to recent events. ""The African"""
"What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine."
"I think my lab partner and I are finally hitting it off because I feel a lot of chemistry between us."
"Where do you find a one legged dog? Wherever you fucking left it!"
"Worst thing about this Californian drought... ...the the state has lost its favorite, longest-running Rivers"
"How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with ""A man once told me..."""
"Why do you need sauce with sausages? Well if you didn't have the sauce then sausages would just be ""a jizz"""
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a bush? BARRY"