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"A dad ask his kid, why do we go to school... we dont learn anything important anyways he hold him, ""Dont be silly. Of course they do... look at how good i am with a gun"""
"An accident... It's an accident waiting to happen when your country has an obesity epidemic... And a skinny jeans fad at the same time."
"Some nice Chinese couple gave me a very good camera down by the Washington Monument. I didn't really understand what they were saying, but it was very nice of them."
"Anyone want a free car? Angry bee inside but otherwise, perfect."
"Would you blow him?"
"Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is."
"Have you heard about the girl with a hereditary disease that gives her diarrhea? It runs in her jeans."
"A friend in need is a friend indeed, but a friend' that is ALWAYS in need is getting on my nerves."
"Stephen Harper's Campaign Against Trump ""Donald Trump: He's just too old"""