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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who murdered a dolphin? He was said to have done it on porpoise."
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"What is the best formula for leaving Auschwitz? Lenght of chimney x wind speed"
"Did you hear about Jared Fogle? He likes to eat a little *too* fresh."
"A man is dying of cancer... But he tells everyone he's dying of aids His son asks him why. He replies ""So no one will have sex with my wife when I'm gone"""
"My desires are unconfessional. No wait. Unconditional? Pumpkin sensual? I just had it. Undone sectionals? Unmoustachable? Stunned pistachio?"
"Ever wondered why china has over 1 billion population? Cause the condom they use is ""Made in china"""
"What is 34.5? 69 for midgets"
"Fighting childhood obesity.... ....is as easy as taking candy from a baby."
"Things not too say before a 3some: Of Course we're going to wait for your friend, she's the hot one."
"How are a homosexual and a tumbleweed alike? They keep blowing and blowing until they end up on a fence in Wyoming."