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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyberpunk Barbie ...includes 'trodes and implants"

"so, history isn't that boring? The history professor asked his student Keaton, ""Have you read Marx? Keaton: ""Yes sir. I think it's from the wicker chairs."""

"Having erectile dysfunction must be hard Oh wait... No, never mind."

"What's a vampire bat's favorite fruit? A Nectarine! What's a vampire bat's favorite dog breed? The blood hound!"

"What's the best part about abortions? They never get old"

"Need a Polygon ? Why not Trape**z**oidberg"

"Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket? Policeman: It was a moving violation."

"(not sure if repost) What do you call a black man that drives an airplane? A fucking pilot you racist!"

"When I'm away from my girlfriend, I feel incomplete... ... But I love it when we're together again, because she makes me feel hole."

"10: What does AF mean? After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask? 10: Mom said you were lazy AF."