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Joke of the Day

"I've never been good when it comes to Greek mythology. It truly is my Achille's elbow."

"Not only was my brother not mad when I backed into his Porsche, he even invited me camping and said to bring a shovel. Whew!"

"How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes? For me, it's about three fifths."

"What did the Asian guy say about all the recent celebrity deaths? They're dropping like Freys!"

"Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box? Because it says ""concentrate"""

"You haven't experienced awkward until you tickle someone who isn't ticklish."

"'Jesus loves you' means one thing in general society. And something completely different in prison."

"What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The large pizza can feed a family of four."

"I'll date any guy that can digest a seagull faster than me."

"Did you hear about the newly announced cure for Parkinson's Disease? It's in a bottle with instructions to ""shake well"""