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Joke of the Day

"How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes? For me, it's about three fifths."

"What's better than roses on a piano Tulips on an organ."

"I before E except after C and In old Mcdonnald had a farm."

"What do you call the removal of a fence? Defence"

"Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs? He wanted his *Kidneys*."

"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired."

"Most TV ads: men are dumb, women are annoying, you're stupid & that's great, eat this fatty, America!, 4-hr erections, you're so alone."

"I didn't realise you spelled your name with a ""ph"", Steve. My apologies, Pheven."

"Knock knock I can't believe you felt for it :)"

"Y'all are gonna lose your minds when Donald Trump eats a Snickers and turns into Bernie Sanders."