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Joke of the Day

"How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes? For me, it's about three fifths."

"What do you get when you use the 3rd Unforgivable Curse on a pornstar? Erotic cadaver."

"Mating call of a blonde... ""Hee hee, I think I'm a little drunk!"""

"A jem of a joke You"

"What's worse than finding your dad murdered? The cop at the crime scene saying ""I'm so sorry son"""

"What do you call two crows sitting on a branch? Attempted murder."

"I recently learned my friend likes to be dominated by his girlfriend in bed. I wouldn't have pegged him for that."

"How do you weight a fish? With a scale."

"A drivers license is basically just a selfie with way too much info."

"Words can't describe how beautiful you are... But numbers can, 4/10"