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Joke of the Day
"I'll date any guy that can digest a seagull faster than me."
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"Two people are walking down the street...... One is a musician. The other doesnt have any money either."
"What do you call a sapling in the military? An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree? Ah forget it!)"
"What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal? The Bad Habit."
"What idiot called it Airport Facilities Maintenance and not Hangar Management?"
"wife: Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?! me [stops jumping]: You would have said no"
"A group of mimes kidnapped me They did unspeakable things to me"
"Your first car is a lot like anal... ...you don't really want it but your stepdad gives it to you anyway."
"Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them? A Tuna Chi-Cannery"
"How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (icy) ."