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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the newly announced cure for Parkinson's Disease? It's in a bottle with instructions to ""shake well"""

"Do not mess with bears. You'll be their victim. Yogi Bear wears clothes. Where did he get his clothes? That's right - a victim"

"A squirrel charged with murder, the detective ""did you do it?"", the squirrel ... ""no it was Nut me"""

"What do you call the 1 yard line at the Super Bowl? ...A running play - Obviously..."

"My dog crosses her paws regally while lying on the floor, like she didn't just eat the contents of the bathroom trash can."

"What is the favorite number of french potheads? 80"

"A SQL Query Glides Into A Bar, In The Corner Of Said Bar Were Two Tables. SQL Query Glides Over To Said Tables and asks, May I Join You."

"What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl? Shake that blasphemy"

"Frederick Douglass opened President Lincoln's mind to the plight of blacks. Name another person who opened Lincoln's mind. John Wilkes Booth."

"My keyboard is such a freak I fingered the shift key 5 times and gave it sticky keys."