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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I'll send a tweet, notice a typo in it, delete it, re-send it, notice a different typo, unplug computer, change my name and move."

"what did the faggot faggot the faggot? because faggot hahahaha"

"What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed? Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY? Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)"

"Why did the bike fall over Because it was two tired"

"Knock Knock.. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Yes."

"Clint Eastwood says we're the ""pussy generation."" Potty mouth."

"Congratulations, Americans who write ""Cheers"" at the end of e-mails. You've found something even more pretentious than ""Sent from my iPhone"""

"ACCOUNTANT: *taking a look at my books* These are just winky-face emojis. ME: Yep. ACCOUNTANT: I think I know why your business is failing."

"Now picture me using proper grammar Wronger"

"If you replace the ""W"" in ""where"" ""what"" and ""when"" with ""T"" you get answers to the questions."