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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder."

"I had a race with an Asian today... It was a Thai"

"Why does the communist party hate planes? Because they're always Stalin"

"How did Helen keller's parents punish her? Put a plunger in the toilet"

"What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers? Coop d'etah"

"What's the difference between a dick and a joke? You can't take a joke ( )"

"What's a dentists favorite time? Tooth hurty"

"""I wasn't born yesterday"" - Lying newborn baby"

"Roses... Roses are red My name is not Dave This makes no sense Microwave *Drops Mic*"