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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers? Coop d'etah"

"What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese? A Wurst-Kase Scenario"

"How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family."

"How do we call a skinhead with an Afro? The only black KKK member."

"why do people do drugs for fun like have you ever tried mac n cheese"

"Does Sean Connery like herbs? Yes, but only partially."

"What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano? I'll be bach."

"I used to work for a bank but then I lost interest."

"Last week I went golfing and finally beat my wife... Those are two separate things."

"Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee? Pilatte"