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Joke of the Day
"""I wasn't born yesterday"" - Lying newborn baby"
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"I Like my women like i like my elevators.... If I push their buttons, they'll go down."
"She told me I was a talented lover I told her I studied a broad."
"I read that if you have 2 hangovers a year you are an alcoholic so I'm around 104 alcoholics"
"""International Women's Day......Cause it's not like you want attention on any other day..."""
"Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars."
"What's better than roses on your piano Tulips on your organ"
"Dr: He has a lot of blockage ""So my Dad has a bad heart?"" Dr: He also donates to charity ""So he has a good heart?"" Dr: Ya, it evens out"
"If Yoda were to do a Chicken impression... If Yoda were to do a Chicken impression and say Cock-a-doodle-doo. Would he be asking someone to draw a penis?"
"""I'll make him an offer he can't reuse, reduce, or recycle."" - Al Goreleone"