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Joke of the Day
"Roses... Roses are red My name is not Dave This makes no sense Microwave *Drops Mic*"
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"What did batman say too robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."
"After watching TV with my kids, I think I have figured out what's wrong with this generation....their cartoons suck."
"Man dies after body rejects sleeveless Metallica shirt because he didn't have a barbed wire tattoo."
"Two Muslims are on a frozen lake not talking to each other... I thought I would go over there and break the ice."
"Why are Black people so fast? [Don't say it in public] ... because all the slow ones are in Jail"
"What's the smelliest breed of dog? A poo-dle"
"Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work? He was expecting showers."
"Why am I against Donald Trump's wall idea? It will make fleeing to Mexico more difficult when he ruins our country."
"David Hasselhoff just changed his name to ""David Hoff"" If anything, it's less of a hassel."