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Joke of the Day
"A baby seal walks into a club. buh dum tssss."
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"My girlfriend has a pet and I had a pet chicken. Her donkey ate my chicken. Now, I have my cock inside her ass this whole time."
"2 guys walk into a bar... ... the third one ducks."
"Referring to one's self in the third person is really obnoxious, but you refer to yourself in the second person and it confuses everyone. It's probably why you have no friends."
"Q: What's small red and goes up and down? A: A tomato in an elevator."
"Hey baby, Heaven must be missing an angle because you're kindacute."
"Guys I thought of something funnier than 68. 69"
"How do you cut pizza? With Little Ceasar's."
"My complete lack of knowledge about Greek mythology has always been my achilles elbow. thanks, Mike!"
"Why do Jews have big noses? cuz air is free"