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Joke of the Day
"2 guys walk into a bar... ... the third one ducks."
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"3 Bears This is a joke my father told me. Once upon a time, there were three bears. They came across a girl with pink hair, it made them so mad... They moved."
"I am known at the gym as the ""before picture."""
"Awww. It looks like the neighbors are having the police dept over for brunch.."
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Get in the Batmobile Robin."""
"Girl: Did you like that cake Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes very much. Girl: That's funny. My mom said you didn't have any taste."
"A man goes into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist... -. Do you have pills for the jealousy? -. Yes, yes we do! -. YOU BASTARDS....!"
"The only good mornings are the ones that start in the afternoon."
"Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them? A Tuna Chi-Cannery"
"The difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler. Usain Bolt managed to finish a race while Hitler couldn't."