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Joke of the Day
"How do you cut pizza? With Little Ceasar's."
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"How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black? You can't take a rib from a black man"
"Darth Vader is not that bad... he is the first black guy to admit he is the father."
"What do Harvard and a virgin have in common? You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came."
"Wikileaks has been experiencing financial difficulties recently. Would it help if they began running... classified ads?"
"(Corny)-Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard? Cuz everyone was dying to get in."
"What has 4 teeth and 6 boobs? Third shift at the Waffle House."
"Louis Lane ""there is no way broccoli is a superfood!"" Broccoli *takes spectacles off* Louis Lane ""My God! Look, it's a superfood!"""
"I'm starting to think that all those hours in school when I practiced writing my autograph was just a waste of time....."
"What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers? The Daily Express."