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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's small red and goes up and down? A: A tomato in an elevator."
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"you deserve more than a guy who wears t-shirts with ""witty"" sayings that he bought from jcpenney."
"I went to the library and asked for a book on rohypnol. That's the last thing I remember."
"What did Joey Ramone say to the prostitute? Hi ho, lets go."
"""COME ON! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE HOURS AGO! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T SHOWERED?"" Noah yelled, waiting for the sloths to get on the Ark"
"First day at gym and i've already lost 5kg. seriously, i have no idea where i misplaced those weights.."
"What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood!"
"Time flies like an arrow Fruit flies like a banana"
"What does Batman get in his drink? Just Ice"
"TIL Humans eat more krill than whales. I can't remember the last time I've eaten a whale."