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Joke of the Day
"Guys I thought of something funnier than 68. 69"
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"Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!"
"I'm not going to intervene next time my kids start fighting, I'm just going to close the door and whoever comes out alive will be my kid"
"You're breaking up with me because I ""don't put food in the correct things?"" WTF? After I've JUST made you a delicious bowl of toast??"
"*Getting a tattoo* Me(to tattoo artist)-Do you ever make the bzzz-sounds with your mouth when you're using a regular pen on your spare time?"
"The largest city in the world is: The largest city in the world is Dublin. That's because the size and population are always Dublin."
"Look I see that you love me and would kill for me, but this guy over here barely notices me and has a GF. I'll play the odds. -Woman logic"
"What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished? Decomposing"
"I found out my girlfriend is really into buoyancy. I said ""Whatever floats your boat."""
"Girls, get your abortions NOW in case the Republicans win"