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Joke of the Day

"Farewell to the last original piece of Joan Rivers... her soul"

"Donald Trump Trump never uses the washroom, ..... that's why he's so full of shit!"

"Miles Davis Is 1,6 times longer than his European cousin Kilometers Davis"

"I'd work out, but I'm still trying to perfect my ""before"" picture"

"Want to talk about rape? No? That's the spirit."

"Captain: You're suspended. Turn in ur badge and gun. [he does, but immediately grows a new badge and gun] Godammit, u were born to be a cop."

"TIFU when my HS friends and me tried to pull a prank on a substitute teacher wrong sub"

"Do you never want the party to end? Now, it doesn't have to! Introducing, DRUGS."

"Did you hear about the joke about the broken pencil? Well, there-- Nevermind, it's pointless."

"Fat jokes aside, let's not forget fat people have feelings too Hunger"