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Joke of the Day
"Farewell to the last original piece of Joan Rivers... her soul"
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"I'd like to make a toast... Someone get me some bread and butter"
"what did the proud cheerleader say after she screwed the whole. basketball team? I never knew I had it in me."
"You lost me at ""my psychic said.."""
"""Don't dip your pen in company ink."" - HR training seminar explaining why I shouldn't sleep with the receptionist...I think."
"After progressively lifting heavier weights, I was finally able to squat 600 pounds. Unfortunately, all that money still weighs less than a kilo."
"oh sally Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? NOT SALLY!"
"Jokes about deporting Mexicans aren't funny They're despicable."
"That artsy picture you took of your Jack Daniels really spoke to me. It said ""This persons an alcoholic but still takes decent pictures."""
"Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a registered six offender."