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Joke of the Day

"Jokes about deporting Mexicans aren't funny They're despicable."

"So, a baby seal walks into a club... *Best joke i've ever heard.*"

"Here's a joke! Obamacare.... I can't afford it.... fml"

"Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Thousands of souls were lost"

"My pet mouse ""Elvis"" has died :( He was caught in a trap......."

"What do you call a fake noodle? an IMPASTA"

"Q: What do you call a snail on a ship? A: A snailor."

"If gas prices keep going up I'm cutting off the bottom of my car and I'm ""Flintstoning"" That mf!"

"I'm trying to explain Twitter to this cop. He still wants to know why I'm driving naked."

"You know why Irish pillow cases are so popular? They can really make a sham rock."