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Joke of the Day

"oh sally Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? NOT SALLY!"

"Q: Why are violas so large? A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small."

"Different religions can be really strict about adherence to their principles. I hate anal sects."

"Guess what came in the mail today? I did. I ran out of napkins."

"Cops think i am worth the chase...apparently."

"Why was the desperate teen spinning in circles around the hot chick? Because he really wanted that beyblade."

"""At least your heart's in the right place,"" I say, softly running my hand across a translucent take-out container."

"What is written on Ronald McDonald's gravestone? McRIP"

"What comes after the night of the Superbowl? The Superbowel"

"One in every six people on this planet are Chinese. Of my five brothers, I suspect Danny."