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Joke of the Day

"*repeatedly tries to explain Sisyphus to classmates who have apparently never heard of him* I wish you guys could get how ironic this is."

"What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? You can't here a vitamin."

"What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine? After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around."

"Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side."

"When a girl tells you how many guys she's slept with, multiply by 3 and add the number of guys in her phone named Tyler"

"Racism Test- What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot of course."

"Did you hear The Fonz wrote an erotic novel? It's called 50 Shades of Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

"A hangover so good you crawl out of the bedroom naked and sleep for 6 more hours on the kitchen floor."

"What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire? A pumpkin!"

"[REQUEST] Jokes about tall people ?"