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Joke of the Day

"Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side."

"Where do you put a Jew with ADHD A concentration camp."

"Condoms Two condoms are walking down the street, where they pass a gay bay One turns to the other and says ""want to go inside and get shit-faced?"""

"I was told if I got robbed when I was camping, it would invalidate my insurance... They said if my tent gets stolen, I'll no longer be covered."

"When I'd go to clubs, I spent half the time texting people who weren't there. Eventually I realized I could just send those texts from home."

"My mommy used to warn me that there could be creepy people on the internet. But I'm not afraid anymore... Now that I'm on reddit I'm one of those people."

"Why can't Jesus play hockey? He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!..."

"Why do black people hate wine? Because it's a waste of perfectly good grape juice. (Also, anyone care to explain me where the ""Black people like grape juice"" came from?)"

"How do you know you're wife is too fat? You're using Google maps to find her g spot..."

"Life is like a gluten allergy.. It seems like everybody but me has one."