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Joke of the Day

"A hangover so good you crawl out of the bedroom naked and sleep for 6 more hours on the kitchen floor."

"Why did the Irishman wear two condoms? To be sure to be sure"

"What's up with black people? They're not black... And they're not people."

"What did the cannibal say to his co-worker? You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner."

"I went to the doctor today and he told me to stop masturbating so much. ""Why?"" I asked. ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""

"I grew up Catholic... and one of the things I hated was going to church, with the constant standing up, sitting down and kneeling. I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me."

"Jesus wasn't just fit.... He was crossfit."

"Due to inflation, a picture is now only worth 332 words."

"My gangsta career was brought to an abrupt and tragic end when my homies caught me sipping on a frappucino doing my taxes"