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Joke of the Day
"Racism Test- What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot of course."
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"The good news is, Tony Abbott says Australia may have spotted two pieces of the plane. The bad news is, Tony Abbott says a lot of things."
"Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.. Ha, ha fooled you, I'm a submarine."
"Two guys in Ohio die and wake up in hell The paramedics revived them"
"What do you call the entrance to a brothel? Hodor"
"What was the first mention of soccer in the bible? When Jesus went up for the cross."
"How do you catch a polar bear? You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes in to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole."
"Pregnancy in the 1940's. (Doc) - ""Mrs. Smith, I have some **great** news for you"".... (Patient) - ""Thats MISS Smith, doctor!"".... (Doc) - ""Miss Smith, I have some *bad* news for you""...."
"Wish our neighbors would splurge on quieter hookers."
"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change bulbs and 3 to sit around and complain that the original was better."