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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire? A pumpkin!"
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"Darth Vader says to Luke 'I know what you're getting for Christmas'. Luke: How could you know that? Darth: I have felt your presents"
"How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing? Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry."
"I hate when I can't find a decent status update to steal."
"What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal."
"What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike? An Ethiopian"
"What's the difference between your job and your wife? Your job fucking sucks"
"Why were there only 3 thousand Mexicans at the Alamo They could only find three minivans"
"What's the difference between eating at a restaurant and standing in a field of cows? I don't tip at restaurants."
"Perhaps Charles Manson is a selfless lover. YOU don't know."