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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear The Fonz wrote an erotic novel? It's called 50 Shades of Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
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"Priests, TV personalities and now MPs guilty of bum fidderling no wonder us children of the 70/80s bang on about playing outside all day...who the f*ck would have wanted to go indoors"
"I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy s$it."
"In hell, every day is Thanksgiving and you're never allowed to unbutton your pants."
"What does the aardvark take sailing? An aard ark!"
"did you hear about the constipated mathematician? he worked it out with a pencil.... a number two pencil"
"First thing heard on the news: ""You're gonna be wet by this time tomorrow morning"". Kinda looking forward to Tuesday now"
"No thanks, 28 yr old hitting on me at the bar... With our age difference, I wouldn't be a cougar... more like a saber-toothed tiger."
"Papa tomato, Mama tomato and little tomato, are walking down the street. little tomato is walking a little slow so pap walks up and says... ketchup."
"*placing Trump & Hillary signs on my lawn Neighbor: ""Confused about who to vote for?"" Me: ""What? No! I'm making a Halloween haunted house."""