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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine? After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around."

"Broke up with my girlfriend today On the other hand I met this chick."

"My sons consider ""it's bedtime"" my first offer in the negotiation process"

"What do you call an alligator with a map? A Navigator."

"Why can not Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black."

"The philosopher says the glass is half empty, the optimist says the glass is half full.... The sjw says the glass is half-fluid."

"Adrian Belew He needed the money."

"When I worked at the shoe store... I was the sole employee."

"So a jewish boy walks into a bar mitzvah"

"What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted? Re-fried beans!"