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Joke of the Day

"Why did the interjecting, dismissive, gay Italian have so many problems? Probably because he was such a- ""Fagget about it!"""

"Getting pretty tired of having to add my own sugar and calories to my diet coke..."

"...a dentist on a toothpaste commercial with stethoscope around neck..., if my dentist started to listen to my heart I would freak out."

"Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died."

"What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen? A computer virus!"

"What do you call a letter from a feminist? Hate mail"

"What is half the diameter of a radish? ...the radiush."

"What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass."

"(Q)..... What Do You Call A Brunette Standing Between Two Blondes? (A)..... The Interpreter."

"Maybe Aliens don't visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move."